Nukirk Vs. MC Hammer? (Not Really, Just A Counterpoint)
After that “diss record” that MC Hammer put out, I have to ask him… why Jay-Z? I mean, why not other rappers… like…
J-Kwon
We was broke as Hammer…
or Pitbull
“Kanye no style / J Lo no ass
Fifty no beef / Jay Z no cash
Diddy no Biggie / Fat Joe no Pun
Lil Jon no crunk / Dmc no Run
Jeezy no coke / Katt Williams no Joke
Mc Hammer still rich not broke (Yeeeah)
Just imagine all this baby (Yeah)
It’s enough to make you go KRAZY…”
or Rick Ross… he’s got a MC Hammer track that seems so disrespectful…
or Biggie… wait, he’s dead… but hey…
“You can’t touch my riches, even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches”
or Shock G… after all “People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty”
It’s a fact… you did went broke… you bounced back. You’re not as rich as Jay-Z… but hey… you’re well off than most of us. $30,000 is hurting MOST Americans, Hammer…
… Please, don’t hurt us Hammer… hurt Soulja Boy. He’s more your level. If you replaced Jay-Z with Soulja Boy in that video, it would have been fire!!!
“Lord forgive him. He got them dark forces in him.
But he also got a rightous cause for sinnin.” - Jay-Z
